I Had a Dream

I had a dream: 

McCain and Obama were holding hands, frolicking in fields where children of two races may frolick to their hearts desires.

I had a dream that Sarah Palin was a heart surgeon, performing her best performance of To Kill a Mockingbird in her white pantsuit.

I had a dream that John Kerry, Abraham Lincoln, and FDR were all shooting the shit in some yonder wasteland of Wyoming.

I had a dream that milkshakes and sugar plum fairies were making sweet (both figuratively and literally) love in the middle of Connecticut.

I had a dream that Connecticut was banned from the EU.

Then my alarm clock went off, and I came back to the real world.

-MLK