My boyfriend will take me out for ice cream
or perhaps this is just a dream
Once I gave him my word that I would impregnate him,
he told me I didn't know how to swim.
He's wrong of course. I can swim the breaststroke.
I have swum for fourteen minus four years.
Have you ever noticed there's no penis-stroke?
This oppression really grinds my gears.
A triplet and a duplet go walking hand in hand
They're on their way to see the band.
When suddenly the triplet, being the male
begins the duplet to nail.
I mean not nail with a hammer.
It is instead an allusion to a sexual act
for which I've used improper grammer.
Nonetheless, he nails her and that's a fact.
She doesn't like it. Not one bit.
She's angry and begins to spit.
Not spit like one who spits his tobacco.
But like a cat who's gone "wacko."
There are few words in the English language
and even fewer currently in the swimming pool.
Even fewer still in the lake
And fewer still upon a snake.
What matters this you may ask
but you're a fucker in my halloween mask.
Poetry is only for the talented.
And the rich.